fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; October 6, 2014


(Source: withgreatgusto)

mikesgun:

musical theatre auditions more like

  • no rock musicals
  • no juke box musicals
  • no sondheim, rodgers and hammerstein, cole porter, shwartz
  • no jason robert brown
  • nothing new on broadway
  • nothing depressing
  • no belting to show off
  • sing something that’s the gender of the character ur auditioning for
  • sing something in ur age range
  • sing something that compliments the character ur auditioning for
  • u literally can’t sing anything just give up become a scientist instead

(Source: skeletonjolras)


You rock my soul, it’s all too much. NHL 15 is my new endeavor. Hold my calls. For like, forever. (x)

(Source: fucale)

marchandmad:

When your fav player goes to another team

durararamaticalmurder:

montparnah:

the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

(Source: genderspooky)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter