lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

(Source: the-fearless-tall-dude-killer)

  • Boy: Babe come over
  • Girl: I can't hockey is on
  • Boy: I'm horny
  • Girl: Did I fucking stutter?

dallasstarsfangirl:

DYING

(Source: clarkethesharkmacarthur)

franson:

are u there god? itsa me, mario

flatulenceontoast:

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fucale:

what do you mean coachella isn’t just a nickname for john tortorella?