- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; October 6, 2014

(Source: withgreatgusto)


musical theatre auditions more like

  • no rock musicals
  • no juke box musicals
  • no sondheim, rodgers and hammerstein, cole porter, shwartz
  • no jason robert brown
  • nothing new on broadway
  • nothing depressing
  • no belting to show off
  • sing something that’s the gender of the character ur auditioning for
  • sing something in ur age range
  • sing something that compliments the character ur auditioning for
  • u literally can’t sing anything just give up become a scientist instead

(Source: skeletonjolras)

You rock my soul, it’s all too much. NHL 15 is my new endeavor. Hold my calls. For like, forever. (x)

(Source: fucale)


When your fav player goes to another team



the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

(Source: genderspooky)


i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.


welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter