durararamaticalmurder:

montparnah:

the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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